If you get the joke, you should get the shirt.
slimmer fit
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.50 in | 17.48 in | 7.99 in |
| M | 27.48 in | 20.00 in | 8.27 in |
| L | 28.46 in | 21.50 in | 8.98 in |
| XL | 30.24 in | 23.98 in | 9.25 in |
| 2XL | 31.50 in | 25.47 in | 9.45 in |
| 3XL | 31.97 in | 27.72 in | 10.24 in |
| 4XL | 32.99 in | 29.49 in | 10.51 in |
| 5XL | 33.98 in | 31.50 in | 10.98 in |